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A Danny Phantom FanFiction by Cordria

Author’s Notes Version


Chapter 15

In Which Secrets Aren’t So Easy To Keep


Sorry it’s late.  I’d give you the list of excuses, but it basically boils down to me being lazy and not wanting to edit last night.

Danny stared down at his cheeseburger with a sour expression on his face.  Sam and Tucker were yammering away about nothing in particular, quite obviously making an attempt to get him to smile after the blow-up in the hallway a few hours previously, but Danny was simply feeling too tired and nauseated to care.  The entire cafeteria stank – it smelled like someone had been sprayed by a skunk and then crawled through a sewer – and, not having eaten anything since a bowl of ice cream the previous night, Danny was starving.  

But his stomach was churning just looking at the greasy cheeseburger, much less having to smell it.  The stench was coming off the tray of food in almost visible waves.  The school had chosen a bad day for the cafeteria to serve even-less-edible-than-normal food.  “I hate Mondays,” he whispered.  Sam broke off complaining about her English report to blink at him, arching an eyebrow and silently asking him to explain.  “And I’m hungry,” he muttered.

“So eat,” Tucker interjected from his other side.  He picked up his own lunch, licking his lips before taking a bite.

Danny shot him an incredulous look.  “Eat this?  You can’t be serious.”

“What’s wrong with it?”  Sam sporked a bite of her limp salad and grinned.  “I mean, other than the fact that it’s meat and there’s all sorts of ethical dilemmas with eating it.”

Danny scowled at his food.  He wasn’t in the mood to listen to Sam’s vegan ethics.  “What’s wrong with it?  Don’t you have a nose?” he asked darkly, reaching out to poke his cheeseburger.  “It’s got to be the worst thing I’ve ever smelled.”  When his finger touched the bun, a sharp spike of pain radiated up his hand.  Jerking his hand away, he glared at the food.  “And for some reason it hurts.”

“Hurts?” Tucker asked skeptically.  “How can touching a hamburger bun hurt?”

Glancing over at his friend, Danny watched in amazement as Tucker took another huge bite of out of his own cheeseburger.  “How are you eating that?”  Danny’s eyes flickered from Tucker’s nauseating lunch to his best friend’s confused face.

“It tastes good?” Tucker tried slowly.  “There’s… there’s nothing wrong it, Danny.”

“But can’t you smell that?  It’s like moldy gym socks mixed with snicker doodles.”  Danny blinked incredulously at Tucker, then turned towards Sam, hoping that she’d back him up.  “Right, Sam?”

Sorry, had to put in the illusion.  ‘Foley’ by Tucker Foley in the making.

Sam shrugged.  “I agree that it smells horrible, but not any worse than normal.”

“Yeah, look around,” Tucker agreed.  “Everyone else is eating it – it seems like you’re the only one thinking it smells weird.”  He stopped, his eyebrows wrinkling behind his glasses.  “Think it’s a ghost thing?”

Danny’s stomach tumbled at that simple question.  He looked around the cafeteria, blinking at all of the students that were happily chewing away at their hamburgers.  Yes, it’s probably a ghost thing, he conceded to himself with a sigh.  Turning his eyes back to his food, he stared down at his lunch in silence.  A wave of the greasy, sticky smell slammed into him and he swallowed down a surge of nausea, pushing the tray away from him and resting his arms on the table.  “I hate Mondays.”

“So we’ve heard,” Sam muttered.

“What do you think is causing it?” Tucker asked, grabbing Danny’s tray and pulling it closer.  “Something in the food?”

Danny shrugged noncommittally, no longer interested in why the food smelled so horrible.  He didn’t want to think about anything that had to do with ghosts or his own freakish abnormality, he just wanted something in his day to go correctly.  “I don’t know.”

With a bit of a frown, Tucker picked up one of the cold fries and waved it under Danny’s nose.  Danny jerked his head backwards, gazing at his friend darkly.  “Well, how else are we going to figure out what’s causing the smell?” Tucker said.

*lmao*  Let the experimenting start!

“Later, Tucker,” Sam interjected.  “Right now, we’re all dying to hear what happened yesterday in more detail.”

Danny groaned a little and buried his head in his arms.  “I don’t want to talk about it,” he tried, hoping the two of them would take it and leave him alone.  Just for a few minutes, he wanted to pretend to be normal and have everything fade off into the background.  This whole thing probably wouldn’t have been so bad if it wasn’t affecting almost every aspect of his life.  Even when he was fully human, he had ghosts trailing him around…

Where are the ghosts?  Danny, struck by that thought, raised his head curiously and scanned the cafeteria.  The previous few days the cafeteria had been swarming with ghosts, flickering at the corners of his vision and driving him insane.  Today the place was empty.  That’s weird.

“Yeah, not going to work.”  An elbow lightly poked into his side, causing him to snap out of his momentary daze.  “Spill.”

Still trying to spot a ghost out of the corner of his eye – and a little confused about why he was worried about not being able to see them, surely it had to be a good thing that he wasn’t seeing ghosts anymore – Danny spoke distractedly.  “You remember the portal-“


Freezing, Danny broke off what he was about to say and stared fixedly at the table in front of him, attempting to ignore the large boy in the letter jacket that had appeared on the other side of the table.  Not during lunch.  Not in school.  Not in front of everyone.  Not today…  

General consensus I think said that Danny would attack Dash.  I wouldn’t be that nice.

“How’s it hanging, Fentonia?” Dash said, dropping into an open seat across from Danny.  

Danny looked up, gazing blankly at Dash.  “Fine, Dash.  What do you want?”

“Is that the way to talk to your best buddy in the world?” Dash taunted, grinning and staring straight at Danny.  

“Come on, Danny.  Let’s get out of here,” Sam said, grabbing her salad and standing up.  “I can smell it too, now.”

Danny didn’t move, his eyes locked on Dash’s.  He knew that if he got up and left, Dash would simply continue the torment outside of the protection of the school.  “What do you want, Dash,” he said again, ignoring Sam standing behind him.

“I want,” Dash said quietly, “to watch you eat your lunch.”  The jock pushed Danny’s tray slowly across the table until it was once again sitting nauseatingly right in front of Danny.

How does he do that? Danny wondered distantly.  He never fails to pick the one thing I don’t want to do.  It’s like some kind of sick talent.  

“He’s not hungry,” Sam put in angrily.  “Come on, Danny.”

“Is that going to be your answer?” Dash asked softly.  His eyes drilled into Danny’s, the smile on his face never wavering.

Danny could hear the unspoken words just fine.  You remember the consequence, right?  Sam stays out of this as long as you cooperate. He stared at Dash for another second, then turned his gaze down to his lunch.  The cheeseburger was oozing and greasy, making his stomach churn and bile rise in his throat.  

I’m hungry for a cheeseburger.  *stomach grumbles*

It’s just a cheeseburger.  Everyone else ate the thing – you can too.  Don’t breathe in and get this stupid thing over with.  Danny reached down to pick up his lunch, feeling his fingers start to ache as his hand got closer.  His eyes flickered up to meet Dash’s for just a moment before he grabbed the cheeseburger.

Pain instantly flared up his arm and Danny jerked his hand away, sucking in a sharp breath of pain.  Why does it hurt? he complained to himself as he reached out again.  It’s just a piece of food.

Yes, I’ll explain the science behind this.  Later.

“You don’t have to do this,” Sam said furiously.  “Danny.”

Yes I do.  Danny thought sullenly, ignoring his best friend.  I need to figure this out, Dash or no Dash.  His fingers, however, refused to grab the burger.  His hand burned as he held it over the lunch tray – it felt like his skin was being peeled away.  Cursing softly in his mind, Danny yanked his hand back to him, quietly studying the lack of damage for a moment.  

I can’t do it.  Danny stared down at the simple cheeseburger, unable to look up at his tormentor.  I can’t… and I don’t even know why not.

“You’re a freak, Fenton,” Dash laughed.  “Can’t even pick up a cheeseburger.”

The laugh brought Danny’s mind up short, his eyes widening. Why’s he laughing?  Danny tensed even as Dash moved.

“Let me help you with it,” Dash sneered.  His hand pushed roughly at the tray, sending the contents splattering onto Danny’s shirt.  It wasn’t anything the jock hadn’t done before, but this time it got a new reaction.  

Danny instinctively jerked backwards when Dash pushed the tray, but with Sam and Tucker standing behind him and his feet hooked around the legs of his chair, Danny had nowhere to run.  The small pile of cold fries pattered to the floor, the bun separating from the cheeseburger.  The thin slab of processed cheese dropped straight onto Danny’s bare arm.    

There wasn’t even a beat of silence.  Danny’s body instantly reacted to the cheese pressing against his skin.  The pain was beyond anything he’d ever imagined or ever felt before.  His body felt like it was being torn apart, molecule by molecule.

His body convulsed against the pain and he dropped heavily to the floor, almost unaware of the agonized scream that jumped out of his mouth.


I originally kept this in Danny’s pov, but I changed it to Tucker.  It seems to work better and gets some of the mysteriousness cleared out.

Tucker backpedaled in surprise, his own tray falling from his hands as his best friend screamed and collapsed to the ground, his heart jumping into his throat.  “Danny!”  He watched in shocked silence as Danny scrambled backwards away from the dropped lunches, his back slamming into one of the cafeteria walls, his eyes wide and his breath heaving in his chest, wiping furtively at his arm.

“Danny?” Sam said worriedly, brushing past Tucker to kneel next to him.  “What’s wrong?”

“I…”  Danny trailed off, his face draining of whatever color it had left.  Pasty white and shaking, he stared at Sam for a moment before turning his gaze to Tucker.

Tucker blinked a few times, then glanced quickly around the silent cafeteria.  Dash seemed stunned and most everyone else was craning their necks curiously to see what had happened.  A few tables away, Valerie Grey was on her feet with her hand pressed to her mouth.  A teacher was already half-way across the lunchroom, headed in their direction.

“Freak,” Dash murmured under his breath, easy to hear in the quiet room.  

“What’s going on?” the teacher asked, spotting Danny on the ground and heading over in his direction.  “Are you okay?”

Tucker watched as Danny quietly nodded his head.  “I… just…”  He couldn’t seem to come up with a reasonable thing to say, so instead he let his hair fall into his eyes and found his way to his feet.  “Sorry.”  

The teacher’s forehead furrowed, taking a step closer.  “You’re really pale.  Why don’t you go see the nurse and make sure you’re okay?”

Danny shrugged and licked his lips.  “Yeah.  Okay.”

“Tucker and I will walk him,” Sam cut in, grabbing Danny’s arm and herding him in the right direction.

Tucker, nodding in agreement, watched as Danny carefully skirted the lunch mess on the floor.  He hesitated a moment, studying the scattered remains of their meals.  What happened? he wondered, his eyebrows knitting together as he stared down towards his feet.  Fries were scattered everywhere, the greasy school cheeseburgers leaving ketchup smears on the ground.

“Come on, Tucker,” Sam muttered as the two walked past him, headed towards the door.

“Yeah,” Tucker whispered, tilting his head to the side for a moment, his eyes narrowing even further.  This isn’t the first time I’ve seen him react to food.  He acted weird with the fries at the Nasty Burger too.  The cheesy fries.  His gaze locked on the cheeseburger and a small spark of understanding kindled inside of him.  “Just a second.”  Uncaring about who was watching or what they were going to think, Tucker knelt down and picked up the cheesy remains of Danny’s hamburger, carefully picking off a small piece of the semi-congealed cheese.

Grabbing a lose napkin and tucking the cheese inside, Tucker slipped it into a pocket before turning to catch up to his friends.  I wonder how that makes any sense.  We’ll just have to run a little test later to see if I’m right.


I wrote this a long time ago and it wasn’t even supposed to go in this chapter.  But it seemed to fit with the cheesy theme of the chapter.

Vlad let out a shaky breath as he slowly sank into the chair behind his desk.  His eyes closed, he leaned back, stretching his muscles and allowing his body to get used to the almost constant ache that was associated with his home.  It would only be a few hours before the pain melted into something he could ignore.  Besides, to Vlad Masters, the pain was more than worth what he got from it.

He’d figured out years ago that – for reasons beyond his comprehension or logic – the scent of some forms of cheese caused pain to his ghost and allowed his human soul to be dominant.  Years of testing and research had done little to clear up the mystery, other than coming to the conclusion that it had something to do with the bacteria and the rennin involved in curdling the cheese.  Some combinations of bacteria and rennin caused insane amounts of pain, others induced a sort of nauseating stench… he’d found a wide variety of reactions.  He ignored the confusion most days, merely content to know that his abnormality could be controlled in a relatively easy fashion.

That mystery, though, was the reason that he called this place ‘home’.  Over a hundred years previously, the castle-like building had been home to the dairy tycoon who had jumpstarted Wisconsin’s cheese industry.  Vlad had purchased the broken-down building years previously and had returned it to its proud glory.  And, to keep it historically accurate, he kept plenty of varieties of cheese on the grounds.  Due to that, when he was home, his ghost almost disappeared completely.

And it ingrained him with the locals, of course.

Of course, the fact that all the cheese chased away the hundreds of annoying ghosts that had once occupied the mansion was only a bonus in Vlad’s mind.  There were few other places on the planet he could visit and not be bombarded by rotting rats, birds, and other small creatures.

His blue eyes opened and he relaxed, putting his feet up on his desk and lacing his fingers behind his head.  “Only two meetings tomorrow,” he muttered to himself.  He normally would have had more, but he’d kept his schedule open in order to fit in meetings about his newly acquired Axion Labs… which he hadn’t actually acquired.  It would leave him with most of his afternoon free.

Sighing, Vlad reached out and picked up one of the lumps of cheese from the platter on his desk and studied it.  His fingers still tingled like he’d dunked them in ice water, even with his ghost side depressed as far as it was.  “I’m not looking forwards to having my afternoon free,” he told the cheese.  “I need something to keep my mind busy and off of… other things.”

He popped the piece of cheese into his mouth, unable to get his mind off of the nameless boy now that he had come up with such a wonderful segue.  “Why, why, why…”  He grabbed another bit of cheese and rolled it between his fingers.  “Twenty years of finding nobody like myself-”

A half-heard sound made him break off his musing and sit up.  He glanced around his office, his forehead wrinkling as he tried to catch the faint noise the second time.  When he heard the quiet, pained sound again, Vlad let an amused smile appear on his face.  “Still around, huh?” he asked softly.  “Come here.”

He couldn’t see the ghost that was making its way towards him, but Vlad knew that it was there.  The remains of the Wisconsin Dairy King, still haunting the halls of its former home in an obsessive hunt for the perfect piece of cheese.  Vlad had tried to chase the ghost away on many occasions, but had since given it up for a lost cause.  The ghost was now an unending source of morbid amusement – as well as a constant reminder of how twisted and wrong his own ghost would be if given the chance to emerge.

I love Chester, the Dairy King.  He’s so morbidly disgusting and fascinating.

Vlad held out the small ball of cheese between his fingers and forced a trickle of energy through his eyes.  His eyes burned so badly he could barely see through the tears, but he could finally make out the form of the Dairy King.  

The ghost was hunched, its eyes fixed on the small lump of cheddar in Vlad’s fingers, the fake crown and ancient cape hanging in tatters around it.  Obvious pain twisted the ghost’s face into a startling grimace, but the obsessive glimmer never left its eye as it clawed its way closer.  Closer and closer it drew, reaching out with its hand to grab the cheese, until pieces of its hand were actually beginning to be disintegrated by the force of the cheese’s emanations.  It wasn’t until all that was left of the Dairy King’s hand were a few wisps of ghost bone that the ghost gave up.  With a banshee-like scream that rattled windows and had sent a hundred fourteen of Vlad’s previous staff running, the ghost vanished.

Vlad shook his head, gratefully allowing the energy in his eyes to dissipate.  He blinked the tears of pain out of his eyes and shook his head.  “What fools we be,” he whispered with a small chuckle.  “You and me both, Chester.”

Chester is the name of the actual Wisconsin Dairy King/tycoon.  I don’t remember his last name, but his first name was Chester.  Thus, the Dairy King ghost gets a name.

Taking a bite of the chunk of cheddar, Vlad leaned back in his chair and rested his shoes on his desk.  “You and me both,” he repeated.  “Masochistic idiots.”  Staring at his ceiling for a moment, he chewed silently, then sighed.  “Three of us now, I suppose.  The kid will probably be as bad as the two of us after awhile.”

He let his mind drift, trying to force his mind to stay away from the half-ghost kid he’d found.  He wasn’t going to track the kid down.  He wasn’t going to obsess over some strange kid in a town hours away.  He didn’t even know the boy’s name!

But his mind still drifted towards one of the empty guest suites on the second floor.  “That’d make a good room for a teenager,” he murmured, his eyes half-closed, the persistent ache of denying his ghost half settling into his bones, “if he ever wanted to come.”

Blah.  I’m not a fan of that section now that I’m editing it.  But I don’t want to fix it right now and I’ll post this.  But blah.


Danny stared down at the floor of the nurse’s office, wondering why the small room had a different color floor than the rest of the school.  It briefly occurred to him that he’d spent a lot of time looking at floors recently to know something like that, but he pushed it from his mind with a sigh.

“You don’t have a temperature,” the nurse was muttering, pulling the thermometer from his ear.  “In fact you’re a bit chilled.  Are you feeling okay?”

Danny shrugged, glancing up to see if he could locate his friends.  Sam and Tucker had been politely thanked for carting him down here and had been shooed off almost as quickly.  Sam had scowled, but Tucker had looked a bit relieved.  He highly doubted either had headed back to the cafeteria though – they were probably sitting on a bench in the hallway, waiting for him.

“You’re really pale.”  She touched his chin and looked into his eyes.  Danny shivered and drew backwards, surprised at how uncomfortable he felt looking someone in the eyes.  “And your eyes look glassy.  Do you have a headache?”

Shaking his head, Danny fixed his gaze back onto his hands.  At least it doesn’t smell so bad down here.  Just as he was thinking that, something flickered in the edge of his eye and Danny watched a small ghost rat crawl along the wall.  And there’s a ghost.  They must not like the smell either.

He blinked, losing sight of the ghost.  That’s it, isn’t it? he thought with surprise.  The ghosts were missing from the cafeteria because they could smell what I could.  His arm and hand still burned, the ache only starting to vanish.  It probably hurts them too.

“Have you been sick lately?”

Danny flinched at the sudden sound of the nurse’s voice, but nodded.  “I haven’t felt good for a few days.  I don’t know what it is though.”

She hummed under her breath, telling him to just stay seated for a moment and that she’d be right back.  He nodded, not that she looked back long enough to see him do it, and settled back in the chair.  Whatever it was in the cafeteria, it really hurt.  A flash of movement to his left caught his attention, bringing the dead-looking rat back into focus.  I almost wish you could talk.  Tell me what was happening.

Curling his aching fingers, Danny flexed his hand a few times.  His mind drifted back to how it had felt, the burning sensation that had swamped through his whole hand.  I’m glad it wasn’t worse.  I might have passed out…

His eyes widened.  Like I did in the woods.  Quickly lining up the memories in his mind, Danny compared how the cafeteria to the ache that had swamped through him in the woods.  They were identical.  The man in the woods – the ghost guy – he knows what did it.  He did it on purpose!

The whole point of this section was for him to make that leap and figure out what’s causing the pain.  If it comes across as a bit contrived, that’s why.

Danny got to his feet in surprise, quickly peeking through a door to see the nurse chatting with the secretary, and slipped into the hallway.  As expected, Sam and Tucker were sitting on a bench just across the hall.  Both looked up at him.  “You okay?”

“The ghost man in the woods,” Danny said quickly, walking over to them and dropping onto the bench next to Sam, “he knows about this.  The same kind of pain – it was in the woods too.  He brought it with him.”

Sam wrinkled her forehead.  “I’m not following.”

“The guy in the woods,” Danny repeated.  “The one who I was thinking was like me.  He had this briefcase with him, I guess, and when we were talking he opened it and took something out.  It made him less of a ghost – and it hurt, just like whatever it was in the cafeteria did today.  It felt exactly the same.”

“Oh,” Sam said softly.  

“He was less of a ghost,” Danny repeated, his eyes going unfocused as he thought about it.  “It fixed him.  It made him normal.”  He looked up at Sam and Tucker, a smile on his face.  “He knows what it is – he knows how to stop all this.”

Tucker licked his lips and pulled something out of his pocket.  “I think I know what it is too,” he said.

Danny glanced down at the napkin in Tucker’s hand.  He leaned closer for a moment, the stench that had boiled through the cafeteria stinging his nose.  “What is it?”

With a shrug, Tucker opened the napkin and showed Danny the small lump of cheese sitting in his hand.

“Is that cheese?”  Danny’s voice was flat with disbelief.  “That makes no sense.”  That’s idiotic.  Tucker just arched an eyebrow and moved his hand closer to Danny.  Danny flinched backwards as the smell attacked his nose, making his stomach churn.  “Okay, okay,” Danny relented, pushing Tucker’s hand away, “that’s the smell.  But it still makes no sense.”

“Danny?” the nurse called, sticking her head out the door and spotting him on the bench.  “Come here for a moment.”

Danny exchanged a look with his friends and got to his feet.  “Yeah?” he asked when he was closer.

“I’d like to call your parents and send you home for the day,” she said simply.  

“I don’t have a fever…”

“You don’t look well, Danny.  Especially since you’ve been sick for a few days, I think it’d be better for you to go home and get some rest.  Is it okay if I call your parents?”

Danny shrugged.  “I have detention tonight,” he argued weakly.

“You can go tomorrow.”  The nurse smiled and turned back towards the office.  “I’ll give them a call and see if they’re willing to come pick you up.  Have a seat inside my office, please.  I’m going to send your friends on their way.”

Dropping onto the chair in the office, Danny sighed.  “Great.”

It took only a few minutes before she was back, a smile on her face.  “Your dad’s going to come get you,” she said.  She studied him for a moment.  “And Mr. Lancer would like to talk to you for a moment before they show up, if that’s okay.”

Danny nodded sullenly.  Like I have a choice.

“He’s in his office,” she said, stepping out of the doorway and gesturing.  “Why don’t you go have a chat?

*wrinkles nose*  I’m just stringing together events here, rather than actually doing much story-wise.  I don’t like it.  But I’m sick of fiddling with it.


Valerie stared at the spot where Danny Fenton had vanished through the cafeteria doors, her eyes wide and her face pale.  “Fenton…?” she whispered.

“That was excellent,” Dash crowed, dropping into his seat.  “Did you see him freak?”

“What a loser,” Kwan cut in, chuckling and fist-bumping the quarterback.  “What’d you do?”

“I dumped his lunch on him.  He was probably afraid of a little ketchup stain.”

The table burst out laughing, but Val just continued to stare blankly at the doors.

“Earth to Val,” Dash said, waving his hand in front of Valerie’s face and making her blink.  “You in there?”

“Yeah,” she breathed, then forced out a shaky laugh and a weak smile.  “I’m in here.”

Picking up a few of his fries, Dash began to describe what he’d done in detail, going on and on about how much the freak had begged him not to make him do anything.  Val listened half-heartedly, smiling and giggling where appropriate for his story, absently fawning over how wonderful he was.  But her mind wasn’t really into it.

Not after what she’d just seen.

…what?  You thought I’d tell you?  NEVER!  I’ll make you beg first.


“Have a seat, Mr. Fenton.”

Danny sank into one of the chairs in Mr. Lancer’s office, his eyes flickering around.  He’d never been in the vice-principal’s office before – it was a lot more drab than he’d been expecting.  A few pictures on his desk, a diploma hanging on the wall, and a couple of hastily tacked-up things with the school emblem on them.  

I’ve been told that canon-Lancer’s got no office.  But I don’t care.  *pouts*  I gave him one in ‘Masks’ and now I like it too much to lose.  Oh, and Lancer’s going to be half-time vice-principal, half-time English teacher in this story, I don’t care how many classes he pulls in the actual show.

The vice-principal gazed at him for a moment.  “You okay, Mr. Fenton?”

With a shrug, Danny turned his attention to studying the back of one of the pictures on Lancer’s desk.  “The nurse is sending me home, so I suppose not.”

“I mean not just sick,” the balding man tried again.  “This past week you’ve been really… off.  And you got two detentions today.”

Swallowing, Danny shrugged again.  “Having a bad week, that’s all.”

“Everything okay at home?”

Danny jerked up to stare at his part-time teacher, part-time vice-principal.  “Yeah,” he said, confused.  “Why?”

The teacher studied him.  “Sometimes, when a teenager is having a ‘bad week’ it’s because of something going on at home – parents fighting or a close relative getting really sick or something.”

“Everything’s fine at home,” Danny said sullenly.  They won’t listen to me and I’m grounded for something I couldn’t help, but that’s all.  “I’m just sick, I think.”

Lancer made a noise in the back of his throat.  “I’m going to cancel the detention you received for not having your homework done.  You’ll have to make up the other one when you get back.”

“Thanks,” Danny said softly.

“If you ever need to talk to someone, I can help you set up an appointment to talk to a councilor, you know that, right?”

Danny nodded. I wonder how a school councilor would take the truth about what’s going on with me. The thought brought a small, sad smile to his face.  They’d probably lock me up in a nut house somewhere.

He won’t be able to hide from the ‘councilor’ for long, now will he?  XD

“We’re worried about you,” Lancer said, standing up and obviously ending the impromptu meeting.  “I hope your ‘bad week’ turns around soon.”

“Me too,” Danny replied, stepping out into the office and finding a seat to wait for his parents to pick him up.  “Me too.”

In real life, secrets aren’t so easy to keep.
Danny Phantom (c) Butch Hartman
Real Life (c) Me.

Not my favorite chapter ever. *sigh* But whatever. I'm not in the mood to fiddle.

Add a Comment:
chaoswolf1982 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Cheese... man, talk about a weakness coming outta left field.

Where in the world did you get that idea? Not complaining, just curious.
Darth-Ziggy Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009
I just caught up on the last few chapters, and I absolutely love the increased horror elements. It helps that you know how to apply them well.

I also love how you use Tucker. It seems that most fics only include him for the sake of including him (if they include him at all, that is).
cordria Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks. I really appreciate you leaving a comment. :D

I keep forgetting Tucker's there too. ^^; It takes something to remember he's important.

Eriks-Protege-mask Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2009
...when I first read this, I thought Chester would be a spoof of "Chester Cheetah". *face palm*

So, you've already hinted, if not out-right stated that because Vlad's portal accident was of lower caliber (he was only hit in the face, as opposed to Danny, who was in the portal), he's a different kind of hybrid...right? So, does that account for how Vlad can touch the cheese, and EAT it (hahaha), while Danny can't even come in direct contact with it without serious pain? Will Danny ever be able to eat cheese again? :XD: Or did Vlad just build up tolerance for it? (such a strange conversation, and rather pointless for me to be asking)

...cheese is kinda gross...maybe it's not sucha bad thing.

Okay, serious question time now. Vlad doesn't even know Danny's name at this point! So, how are you going to build their relationship to be of kin to what we see in canon? I mean, are you going to give them that kind of dynamic father/son relationship?

Can't wait for chapter sixteen! :D
cordria Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
No, but Chester Cheetah does get his name from the same guy. Chester... gah, I forgot his last name again. Hanes? Ah whatever.

Yes, Val's not nearly as 'ghostly' as Vlad is, so Danny reacts more. Yes, that accounts for some of it, the rest of it being that Danny's just not used to it. I'm sure that at some point in the future - by the time I need him to go to Vlad's place for a certain class reunion - he'll have developed some sort of a resistance to it. I'm not sure how much though. Depends on how much I want to torture him. :D

...and no, it's not really a strange conversation at all. :XD: Imagine the conversation I had with my friend when we dreamed it up. Much more strange.

No, Vlad doesn't know Danny's name by this point and, if I can keep this going the way I want to (not that I have much say in it :roll: the characters do whatever they want) he won't know for some time. :XD: As for the relationship... I'm not going to say. That's for you to find out. :)

Thank you for the comment!!

Eriks-Protege-mask Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2009
Haha, that's pretty cool. :XD: And how'd you find that out? I mean, I typed in "Wisconsin Dairy King" into Google and...well...none of the sites were very helpful. :XD:

Alrighty. Thanks for clearing that up. ;)

We all know how much you love torturing Danny, so I opt for "less resilient". :D Can't wait!

...that would be one heck of a conversation...:XD:

Well, dontcha just hate when that happens? The muses and the characters run rampant. We're all just along for the ride. :D Wouldn't have it any other way, right? And, bummer. I figured you'd say something along those lines, but...a girl can hope!

Ooh, before I forget, and not that I'm pestering or anything (your mileage may vary on that), will your fics "Fentonless" and "Plunge" go any further then where they are, or should we hunker down and wait 'til "Real Life" is through? I don't really care, 'cause they're all great. Just askin'. :P

You're welcome! :hug:
cordria Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
I was reading about Wisconsin's Dairy History, to try to see if I could figure out where the real castle would be in Wisconsin - couldn't find it - and ran across that factoid and thought it'd be cool. Maybe try Wisconsin Diary History. I'm not sure he's really known as a 'king' or not, probably more along the lines of just the guy who jumpstarted the thing.

Less resilient. Kinda what I was thinking as well. :XD:

I have odd conversations with my friends. Be glad you're not there. :roll: We're a really strange group.

Yes. They *should* both be updated. I fully realize it's been six months since I updated Plunge and forever-and-a-half since I updated Fentonless (you're the first person to bug me for an update on that one) but yes, they'll get somewhere at some point. I'd forgotten about Fentonless. :)

And thanks for the compliment. :glomp:

Eriks-Protege-mask Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2009
That's cool. :) Thanks for the info. Now, I wonder if RealLife!Vlad is related to Mr. Hazen and inherited it all, or if he just bought it with his mucho millions... :XD: You don't hafta answer that, 'cause for the most part, it's irrelevant. Just thinkin' out loud...on the internet. *headdesk*

Oh no no no no no! The stranger the better! ^_^ Hahaha, my friend and I get together a lot and have had our fair share of odd conversations. It's a good thing. Means you're creative! :D

Related topic: my friend and I planned a ghost hunt at a local supernatural hot spot...but I chickened out after watching "The Grudge". :faint:

I'm the first one to pester you about "Fentonless"? Liek, no wae!

Do I getta badge? Or a sticker?

It's a great fic! C'mon, why isn't there a whole slew of crazed fan peeps spamming your inbox? :noes: Ah well, as long as ya keep on with your DP stories, we're all content, I think. ...I still have no idea who this "Alex Rider" guy is, but...whatever.

You're most welcome! :iconsuperglompplz: You mentioned a while ago that the DP fandom is dying and you weren't getting as many reviews. Well, even if we aren't sayin' much, we do appreciate all your hard work and your great writing style. :)
cordria Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
I'm actually voting for the Hazen mansion to have fallen into a horrible state, foreclosed by the state, Vlad buys it cheap from the state and refurbishes it, becoming some kind of local hero. No relation. :)

*hands sticker* I get bugged able all my stories but that one. Fun that you picked it up. I DO get spammed, but for other stories. I got 47 emails over the past week from FFN that I have to sort through still.

And thanks. :iconnewglomp:

Eriks-Protege-mask Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2009
Cool. It's pretty neat that a children's show was able to touch on the irony that a villainous character such as Vlad has good publicity, while Danny, our hero, is public enemy. Glad to see that that's incorporated in your story. So thanks. :)

Yay sticker! ^^ Holy. Freaking. Crap. 47 emails in one weekend? How do you DEAL with that? :| Okay, I take back my previous comment. Good luck sorting through all that, dude. :(

De nada! :w00t!:
cordria Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
*lmao* 47's actually pretty low, compared to usual. ^^; I'll run through them and it won't take all that long.

Hands-and-Teeth Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2009  Professional General Artist
I'm never going to look at cheese the same way again. It's all your fault. :P
cordria Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Ok. :XD:

Warruuna Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It is such a "cheesy" chapter, now isn't it? XD :heart:

I hate cheddar. There are some cheeses that I like, but I definitely hate all forms of cheddar.

'Foley' by Tucker Foley will come in a cheese spray can. Just watch. XP

Thank you SO very much for this chapter!
cordria Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Yes, this is a seriously cheesy chapter. :XD:

And of course 'Foley' is going to come in a cheese spray can. :) I love irony like that.

Thank you so much for the comment. :hug:

Kiomori Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2009
Heh, cheesy theme?

I remember seeing that little allusion about the smell! So does "Foley" actually smell like cheese?

And I never knew there was an actual Wisconsin dairy king! That makes Chester that much better. His obsession is hilarious too.
cordria Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Yes, cheesy theme. A cheesy chapter. I get it. *headdesk*

Yes, "Foley" is actually based in cheese. It's Tucker's own little invention.

Oh yes, there was an ACTUAL Wisconsin Dairy King. (I found his name)

"In 1864, Chester Hazen built a factory in Ladoga, Wisconsin. Many doubted the success of this venture, dubbing it "Hazen's Folly." Critics were silenced when, after just one year of operation, the factory used milk from over 300 cows to produce Hazen's cheese. His success heralded the rapid growth of the cheese industry in the state."


Thank you for the review!

Aryashi Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2009
... So cheese hurts him? Thats very... creative. Never would have thought of it. AND THE POOR DAIRY KING!!!! T_T So sick and twisted. I applaud! :clap:

cordria Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Creativity counts. :nod: The cheese thing HAD to happen after I got the idea for the masochistic Dairy King. :)

Aryashi Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2009
Definetly different from the original. I like it! :D

cordria Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Creativity counts. :nod: The cheese thing HAD to happen after I got the idea for the masochistic Dairy King. :)

Eddie-Ka Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2009  Professional Artist
ahhhhhh so awsome. cant wait for more.

cheese does bad things to me to danny....bad bad things
cordria Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Bad bad things. I'm not a fan of cheese either. :disbelief:

Thank you for the comment. :hug: It's totally loved.

Obi-quiet Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2009
I've noticed, you don't like a lot of your own writing. Why?
cordria Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
I dunno for sure. Low self-concept? I just know I can do better than this and I kinda cop-out just posting it. Makes me feel bad, like I'm not doing my best, so I try to explain it just in case anyone is paying enough attention to figure it out. ^^; I really should stop lambasting myself, but I never do.

Obi-quiet Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2009
Well, you're human. The fact that you realize that your work isn't the best that it might be is sign that you're still searching for growth, which is good. It doesn't mean that what you write now isn't good though.
cordria Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
True. :) It's hard to see that, though, when I read my own stuff some times.

Obi-quiet Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2009
Guess I'll just have to keep reminding you. ;)
Shuricel Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2009
It's that way with a lot of artists. Sometimes when they first write something, they like it, but over time they start seeing flaws that they're too bothered to fix.
Obi-quiet Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2009
Yeah, but I think that she goes a little overboard...
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